Hayakain xx EquivampIt was a dark and stormy night, and Equivamp sat in the corner thinking about her beloved WheatThins. She knew that finding true-love again would be hard after loosing him to the dreaded Chris Hansen, AKA Paedofinder General 2: Electric Boogaloo. It almost seemed as if this night was going to be just another lonely, depressing ride when she heard a knock at the door. Answering it, she thought it would be just another Chanute hick. To her surprise, it was actually someone much different....a Georgia hick! Hayakain, standing at 5' 4", was holding a vat of flowers, with his usually greasy hair combed back with a cheap hair gel.Hayakain xx Equivamp by !Seymourbonner
"Excuse me, is this the residence of Tom Preston? I am in no-way intending on raping him."
It was that precise moment that Equivamp, for the second time in her life, fell in love. His seemingly sixteen year-old aesthetic mixed with the stench of wet furnigger caught her heart and made her want him closer.
"This isn't his reside, but I may call him over if you'd lik